when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..
when you die you go to the big LAN party in the sky
this radiates too much heat
I was like, “But why are their shirts off” and then I remembered how much heat that many computers can put out.
Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh
why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year
God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like








